"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." - Oscar Wilde
"Nope.” Corinne turned to look at her friend. “Have I mentioned I want to watch my boss be devoured by a pack of rabid gerbils?”
“Not yet. Gerbils?”
“They have small teeth. It would take longer than wolves or hyena."
"Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us and say, ‘Kill it. Squish it."
"Sometimes I have the urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"Some people are like slinkies. They aren’t really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs."
"I see the lunatic inhabiting your body is alive and well"
Things I need to tell my sisters.
"Humiliation never killed anyone. I’m sure I’ll get over it in another couple of incarnations."